Perry Stone

The Walking Living
The Walking Living

Zombies are still hot!  A few years back it was the vampire craze but zombies seem to have some staying power.  “The Walking Dead” continues to produce stellar ratings. Reruns of classic zombie movie are also making a comeback.  The zombies in The Walking Dead slouch and walk rather slowly but manage to occasionally out run the living and dine on some fresh brains. In the movie “World War Z’ the zombies are in much better shape… they run and jog to their victims. So why are we so infatuated with zombies? Maybe it’s because they remind us of some of the people we deal with every day, like those unenthused folks who work in customer service.  You know, the grocery check-out girl who doesn’t like her job and looks like she just took a combination of Bath Salts & Acid. Maybe it’s the person at DMV who grunts at you or the political sloths we elect to serve…we the people. Imagine if there really was a zombie apocalypse. I don’t think zombies would like our current president because he would take part of the zombie’s freshly procured brains legitimately earned by hunting down the living and disperse them to the lazy-less fortunate zombies.  Ultimately the zombies would die off due to a lack of health insurance because of repeated failed attempts to log on to the Obama care web- site.  Damn all this is starting to sound like it could really happen!!!!

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