Perry Stone

House of Horrors- 2 “The Chimney”

A few asked to have that “thing” on top of my chimney blown up to get a closer look. Honestly it’s probably just a photo zit or blemish because of how old this picture is. To me it looks like an alien used this home’s chimney as its personal toilet and is dropping off last night’s meal of human. Maybe that’s what aliens do when they fly by… they think our chimneys resemble there form of porcelain throne.

That’s ok with me.  Please feel free to use my chimney as a toilet any time you like-even if you’re not an alien. I’m such a good neighbor.

ET Stone