Perry Stone

Hail to The Skins!
Hail to The Skins!

It’s just a matter of time. The Redskins are on Death Row. Eventually like everything else these days the owner, Daniel Snyder will succumb to political correctness and change the name to something more palatable to satisfy special interest groups. In a recent survey, 90% of Native Americans couldn’t give a rat’s tush about the Redskin name.  So to pacify the 10% that feel it is offensive, we must act swiftly or all of mankind will cease to exist due to The “R” word.  Here’s a crazy thought; we still live in a democracy right? Why don’t we put it to a vote?  Let the good folks of DC vote on it or maybe the entire country. Whatever the outcome is, we live with it and the B.S. ends once and for all. You know this will never happen.  It can’t because we know what the outcome will be.

So to all Redskin fans, I suggest buying as much Redskin merchandise while you still have time. When the organization changes the name to The “Wee-Wees” or “Willows”, you proudly wear your Redskin shirts and caps to the stadium. Wave your Redskin flags and banners. What will The NFL do then? They’ll have 60,000 racists at the stadium. You can’t very well show any of that on TV.

Now if you‘ll excuse me, The Washington Wizards are on…wait, Wizards??? That’s offensive!  That could be promoting devil magic or some racist clan. Better change that name too. Damn, I miss the Washington Bullets! (I forgot bullets, too violent!)

By the way, I’m not a Redskins fan….really can’t stand them. I am however, a fan of common sense. GO COMMON SENSE!

Stone