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Tales From The Whip
Tales From The Whip

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If you don’t know what a whip is, check out urbandictionary.com.  Don’t worry it’s nothing scandalous.  I’m just excited because I got to check out the new 2014 Jeep Cherokee from Brown Dodge Chrysler Jeep!  THE FUTURE IS NOW!  Yeah, It’s got great MPG(up to 31 HWY) for not just an SUV but for any land traveling vehicle but, it also has a heated steering wheel.  Lemme tell you without any sarcasm that this is the thing I will miss the most.  I honestly wish I could have a heated keyboard right now while I’m typing this.  Heated seats were nice too.  I just want to know who uses that high setting cause honestly, I think I scorched some small curlies.  Back up camera is also the new hotness and this to me is like witch craft.  I feel like I’m cheating nature and the dark arts will get back at me like in the movie “The Craft”.  That’s probably not going to happen though and, even if it does, dabbling in the dark arts is apparently a lot of fun.  Check out the new Cherokee for yourself and see what I mean.  You can test drive on at Brown across from Sams Club on 29N or go online to http://www.brownsdodgechrysler.com/index.htm and scope it out anonymously(NSA not included).

Here’s a picture of the heated steering wheel.  Notice how it looks to be smiling?  That’s how you will look too if you touch it.  That’swhatshesaid…

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